Okay, done. I liked it! I hope Trump is notified of your suggestion per attacking Biden. I like your more-gentle approach... the arched eyebrow, the look of mild shock at some of the answers.
The only downside is that you know the News Misleadia will carefully cut out Trump’s visual cues, so maybe he might need to come up with a gentle chiding of his own, like Reagan’s “There you go again...” but an original phrase.
He also needs to be prepared for SloJoe’s “AW COMON MAN!” that will be coming several times, and the mocking laughter that is his trademark. He needs to be ready for, and have effective counters for both.
And as a fan of Monty Python, I liked the references. This election... hell, this entire ERA.... is as bizarre as the most whacky Python sketch you could ever imagine.
Bravo Zulu on the piece, Lar.
Oh, and Lar?
I have an idea or two. Communicate them up the ranks to The Man himself.
I think I have a good counter to the “Comon Man!” thing Joe does. Simply (and tailor it to the situation) with a “I know, Joe, it must be frustrating to (hear your own words) (not understand the topic) (whatever).”
The key is to point out that Joe has become frustrated and point it out, and thus, assign FRUSTRATION to Joe’s trademark phrase.
Also: Don’t mention Joe’s dementia directly. Let the audience see it for themselves.
Those are my two best suggestions, and I think the first is a stone-cold winner.