Care to share his location? I and some of my redneck friends in a town with a theatre he "saved" might want to ...uh...take him for a walk on the beach? (c'mon man, if he owns property at the tippy top, you just know it's waterfront...with lots of boats...and lots of people who will do ridiculous things for some boat gas...real neighborly, of course!
He lives on Torch Lake. Big money.