For real?
Why would any idiot ever buy a pair of Nike’s again? You’re not only paying for your own pair (produced with third-world child labor) but you’re paying for a looted pair as well.
As the other forumite posted, it’s hard to tell if its was originally a joke or not.
I think it MIGHT have been.
But even I’m not sure.
You gotta feel for people working for the Babylon Bee or The Onion who are trying to satire life ... that’s getting harder and harder to do.