[Buckeye McFrog]

I remember the mailman coming into our little office and talking for a half an hour.

They can't do that anymore. They have to scan in at predetermined points along their route and if they are taking too long they get red-flagged. Also their trucks all have GPS. My friend who works at the post office says a carrier was disciplined because his truck was parked for too long in the same spot every day (behind the home of a woman he was having an affair with).

[George from New England]

I see the USPS is practicing for the election.

My Optimum OTC package was shipped from Tampa ...
here’s the log on it ...

Ship To

DADE CITY, FL, 33523, US
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Date Location Activity
08/31/2020 4:40 P.M. San Juan, PR, United States Package processed by post office
08/31/2020 11:58 A.M. San Juan, PR, United States Package processed by post office
08/18/2020 7:14 A.M. Dade City, FL, United States Shipment Acceptance at Post Office
08/15/2020 10:55 A.M. Orlando, FL, United States Package departed UPS Mail Innovations facility enroute to USPS for induction
08/14/2020 10:00 P.M. Orlando, FL, United States Package processed by UPS Mail Innovations origin facility
08/14/2020 9:04 P.M. Orlando, FL, United States Package received for processing by UPS Mail Innovations
08/14/2020 8:30 P.M. Tampa, FL, United States Shipment tendered to UPS Mail Innovations

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