“...Do I wish I was there at the time? I’d probably be in trouble...”
I know I would be. About that time the lesbian skank took a swing at me, it would most likely be “lights out” for her. I don’t give a rat’s azz if she’s a female or not at that point. She’d be staggering back up spitting teeth & blood.
Or there is always the sneaky they never saw it coming approach.