"Mommy, will they let me smell my VP nominee's hair?"
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“Did I get my dessert or should I ask for it”?
"I dont wanna have a VP-----me, Hunter, my brothers and my trusted aides want the graft all to ourselves."
"No divvying up the loot like with Obama. He and his wife screwed us out of a bundle on the Burisma and China deals."