Satire-—The Representative denies she has done anything wrong, but pleads guilty “to avoid even greater persecution for my religious beliefs. Allah gave all the world to Muslims. He gave us dominion over unbelievers. When voters elected me they were showing the submission called for in the Quran. Money is jizya owed by unbelievers to the Muslim faithful for letting them live while they refuse to convert. All transgressions visited upon me by unbelievers will be repaid with a righteous vengeance when Muslims gain full control over the US government.