[dfwgator]

Don’t you know the crime rate’s going up up up up UP!!!!

[hal ogen]

If you are in nyc, not only do you have to dodge criminals with bad intentions towards you, you might also trip and hurt yourself on strewn about garbage. Then, rats will attempt to bite and eat your appendages. What fun in a wonderful, exciting, vibrant city. Thank you LIBs and your exemplary leftist mayor.