I know it’s myth, but I wish there really was a directed energy device known as the “crap cannon” which makes rioters lose bowel control.
Well, we do have plenty of farmers with manure spreaders—they can squirt that stuff pretty far.
Choke and puke gas
“I know it’s myth, but I wish there really was a directed energy device known as the “crap cannon” which makes rioters lose bowel control.”
An artillery barrage often makes people on the receiving end crap themselves.
“I know it’s myth, but I wish there really was a directed energy device known as the “crap cannon” which makes rioters lose bowel control.”
That was my first thought.
I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Unresolved stress that goes on for days leads to a “cleansing” of my bowels that is most unpleasant. I’m talking HOURS sitting on the porcelain throne, unable to get up. Having to flush several times as my bowels empty (you would be surprised at how much crap is in your bowels) until there is nothing left. With that comes chills and sweats and the feeling that a bowling ball is slowly making it’s way through your bowels.
How likely to riot would people be if we had something that could induce IBS?
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