[Peter W. Kessler]

She’s a better spokesperson than I would be. I’d be armed with a supersoaker water pistol just for giggles.

The media is a pack of left wing hyenas.

(With an apology to hyenas.)

[tet68]

She’s a better spokesperson than I would be. I’d be armed with a supersoaker water pistol filled with ammonia.

The media is a pack of left wing hyenas.
They would deserve every squirt.

[stanne]

Get a gif from overboard Goldie H w water attack

[Mouton]

I’d be armed with a supersoaker water pistol just for giggles.

Loaded with sulfuric acid I hope.

[joegoeny]

She’s a better spokesperson than I would be. I’d be armed with a supersoaker water pistol just for giggles.
The media is a pack of left wing hyenas. (With an apology to hyenas.)
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Fill the supersoaker with Holy Water and see what happens.