[MIchaelTArchangel]

I have received four calls from pollsters in the past week. Even though I would not vote for Sleepy Joe for any public office save dog catcher during a rabies epidemic, I say I will vote for Sleepy Joe because he would be better for the economy, race relations, international relations, etc., than “Orange Boy”. I fail to tell the pollsters that the only way I will not vote for Donald Trump is if one of the two of us are dead.

[wrcase]

Good work! I never get called, but if I do I’ll use your script.

[lasereye]

I have received four calls from pollsters in the past week.

How in the world are you getting all these calls from pollsters? Most people have never been polled.