[Jeff Chandler]

Virginia Beach was allowed to reopen for Memorial Day Weekend, but also had to adhere to stringent guidelines. These guidelines include a ban on alcohol at the beach, as well as bans on tents, umbrellas and even boomboxes.

Boomboxes.

I suppose it doesn't matter at a crowded beach, since that is the occasion of social gatherings. but it never ceases to amaze me that idiots can't leave civilization behind when venturing into the wilderness. When I visit the wilderness, I enjoy the sound of water rushing over the rapids, the wind blowing through the trees, the chatter of the wildlife. Then along comes some moron blasting his moron music.

[Leep]

And littering...oy!