Just like with Dr Fauci, AKA Dr Doom, cant go to the mall, nah, too dangerous, but its A OK to go on tinder and hook up for some stranger sex
Dr "Strangelove" Fauci: You can't shake hands again with anyone. Not ever. Because coronavirus.
But it's perfectly fine to hook up with total strangers on Tinder for sex.
Just make darn sure you don't shake their hands before jumping into bed with them. Chortle.