Whoever used to run the physical (letters in the USPS) graduated to the Internet (email & hacking) many, many moons ago. One time I received an email stating that the Grand PoohBah of Nigeria had passed away, and left me a small fortune. All I had to do was ‘share’ my bank account and password. I decided to have some fun. I composed a short but concise message to send via FedEx $5,000 in gold. Once the gold arrived, I explained, I would know that I could trust them. I received this reply: ‘I know understand you.’ I replied back ‘No kidding Dick Tracy.’
Please deposit my unemployment check to either of my accounts in the Cayman Islands or in Switzerland