[Honest Nigerian]

I have what might be useful information.
But i need government protection and 30% whistle blower fee in Small unmarked bills.
Signed, Deep Shitt

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#5. You can contact Mr. Deep Shitt at Schitt’s Creek, Canada. You can also send him the unemployment checks he’s asking for. You know he’s an honest man and would never lie to you.

By the way, his summer address is GPO 666, c/o Mr. Good Fraud, Kano, Nigeria.