Joe Biden Says His Administration Will Fund ‘Regional Sexual Assault Investigative Training Academies’

CNS News ^ | May 6, 2020 | CNSNews.com Staff

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Former Vice President Joe Biden says that if he is elected president the federal government will spend $20 million per year to create “Regional Sexual Assault Investigative Training Academies.”
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“There is still a striking lack of investigative training for law enforcement and prosecutors in units dedicated to sex crimes despite the extreme complexities of sexual assault investigations,” says this section of Biden’s plan.

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[madison10]

??? You are so weird, Creepy Joe.

[Dogbert41]

Sounds like Communist re-education camps to me.

[Liz]

Joe Biden says that if he is elected president the federal government will spend
$20 million per year to create“Regional Sexual Assault Training Academies.”

Hunter was excited to hear about it-----wants to be appointed Chairman in Charge of How To Assault Young Girls.

[lasereye]

What “extreme complexities”? Obviously this is an idiotic attempt to insulate himself from the allegations.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Joe has “hands on” experience.

[Pearls Before Swine]

It’s a big country. $20 million doesn’t really go that far. Maybe it employs 100 to 200 overpaid people.

[faithhopecharity]

Sex assault academies. Featuring good old joe as instructor. Makes perfect sense. Especially for the live laboratory demonstrations.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Will the same investigators be investigating fingers Joe

[shotgun]

Biden went on to say “My goal for every sexual assault would be to perform a review these cases as closely as an anal exam...”

[ronnie raygun]

Headed buy experienced professors, weinstein, biden, clinton, and lauer

[Governor Dinwiddie]

This has to be one of the most idiotic suggestions I've ever heard from a candidate. Mind boggling idiotic.
 

[ModelBreaker]

This is a payoff to the gender studies graduates, who form a substantial part of the me too folks.

Academies have to hire credentialed people to teach. Who is credentialed? The folks biden is paying off by creating these academies and who can be expected to look the other way.

[Sirius Lee]

He will personally finger the perp. Or the victim.

[notdownwidems]

Let’s start with you, Slo-Joe

[Wuli]

1. He’s trying to “repent” without repenting.

2. He’s trying to buy female votes.

3. What he proposes if needed is a prerogative of states and localities and needs no federal funding.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Professor of Domestic Abuse at the Biden Sexual Assault Academy

[SaxxonWoods]

Another title that has me looking for the “Babylon Bee” as the source.

[bigbob]

He’ll teach the “How To” lab...

[Rdct29]

Mind as well open some child molestation investigative academies too. They can knock out two of Joe’s creepy peccadilloes at once.