[ArtDodger]

Defendant: Yo Honor, I’d likes to waive dis hearing.
Judge: What do you mean you want to waive the hearing?
Defendant: I means I don’t wants to hear no mo about it!

[Graybeard58]

Defendant: Yo Honor, I’d likes to waive dis hearing.
Judge: What do you mean you want to waive the hearing?
Defendant: I means I don’t wants to hear no mo about it!

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I not only denies the allegation, I denies the alligator!