[max americana]

“Chicks dig it.”

Exactly. Why look like everybody else? Unless you are in the military or outside sales or in a bank, I see absolutely NO reason why you waste your time in a barber shop twice a month.

[RandallFlagg]

I used to have an inversion table that I’d use to stretch my back.
I also have cats.
Laying on an inversion table with long hair dangling is an invitation for kittuhs to come play.
Not recommended.

[Jeff Chandler]

Unless you are in the military or outside sales or in a bank, I see absolutely NO reason why you waste your time in a barber shop twice a month.

For most of my life I was blessed with my father's thick, luxurious hair, and it didn't matter how long it was. Those days are gone.

It's still pretty thick, but if I don't get it cut regularly, then Great Scott, I start to look like Doc Brown.