heading off cyber attacks, say the Silicon Valley giant is replacing
them with machines, according to a new report.
Posted on 04/28/2020 8:48:14 PM PDT by bitt
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In other news, Fascistbook has greatly increased the number of censors it employs as it does its utmost to crush any conservative speech.
This just proves that FB is a Rooskie/Commie bot/plot to bring down the US Constitution.
Orange Man bad.
How much of this is Faecesbook making a futile gesture to head off the NSA?
Is there a conservative alternative to Facebook?
Twitter?
Google?
AFAIK you’re on it.
This just proves that FB is a Rooskie/Commie bot/plot to bring down the US Constitution.
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I think it’s a soros/dnc/chinee/commie plot.
:)
Ordering Pizza In 2020
CALLER:
Is this Gordon’s Pizza?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it’s Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
OK! That’s what I want ...
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I detest vegetable!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know!
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I’m sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I’m going to an island without Internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...
Guess they didn’t see that Cyber Attack coming.
Good.
Let all them stubble faced millennials learn what it’s like to be an American carpenter or painter.
Wish a few of them would have the guts to write a book to expose the deep dark underbelly. But they’re probably Borg Cube Mellenials. Sigh.
At no point in history has any government ever wanted its people to be defenseless for any good reason ~ nully's son
Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!
To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you must threaten to report me to the Mods if I don't add you to the list...
Let all them stubble faced millennials learn what it’s like to be an American carpenter or painter.
Maybe they could learn to code?
I'm guessing it had something to do with my speculation that the lockdown was a ruse to foment civil unrest so-as to provide the pretext for confiscating our guns.
Does that sound like a plausible reason for kicking me off?
From Event 201. They discoursed information control
“Trusted, influential private-sector employers should create the capacity to readily and reliably augment public messaging, manage rumors and misinformation, and amplify credible information to support emergency public communications. National public health agencies should work in close collaboration with WHO to create the capability to rapidly develop and release consistent health messages. For their part, media companies should commit to ensuring that authoritative messages are prioritized and that false messages are suppressed including though the use of technology.”
Definitely- sounds like a FB jail protocol
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