I’m sure that you would have gotten all of this done by now. The culprits would have been hanged and their heads would be rotting on the railings of the 14th Street Bridge. You would have been, by now, nominated and seated as the Attorney General of the U.S. Congratulations.
Or perhaps you have trouble collecting the mail everyday and putting out the trash once a week, the conditions of free rent in your mother’s basement. Don’t worry, in your mind, you are a hero.
Not at all. I’m just tired of the breathless announcements that always begin the same way: Tomorrow... This week... Soon... And then, nothing.
If it hasn’t happened, why announce? What purpose does it serve?
If it’s going to happen, then don’t tip it: do it! Then announce it. Newspapers get their story either way. But if it _happened,_ there really is a reason to read it!
I’m tired of the repitition. Aren’t you, too?