[shelterguy]

I actually saw this attack take place.

I don’t remember what year it was.

I don’t remember where it happened.

Many other witnesses were there but they maybe forgot or something.

I told my best friend all about it but she forgot or something.

It’s true. I swear to it.

[frank ballenger]

Holy cow!

CNN is going to rush you onto breaking news every hour for days——not. Sorry, doesn’t fit the leftist agenda.