[rktman]

We better hope nanzi is wearing extra strength depends/grampers cause she gonna get wet when she hears the possibility of 2 or 5 more stim pkgs.

[samadams2000]

Joe- It’s Monday. Pace yourself.

[proust]

Massie warned us this was coming.

[Steely Tom]

Only two? How about twenty-two?

[Secret Agent Man]

Yeah. No.

[yardboyd]

Send Joe two more rolls of toilet paper. If he runs out again tell him to try the NYT.

[brownsfan]

Why? Hasn’t Congress enriched themselves enough? Not enough money passed to the well connected?

FU Joe. FU Nancy and Chuckie. I hope each of you gets the virus.

[JohnBrowdie]

that dude is going to be eating his own poo by election day.

[Fungi]

"And that's why I think, George, we're going to need not only the last -- CARES Act that the Congress passed, which did a great deal." It has not done anything yet you senile buffoon.

[conservative98]

I see your 2 and raise you 4.

[Texas Eagle]

So, how did Singapore bring it down to zero WITHOUT a vaccine, Joe?

Take your time. No hurry.

[John S Mosby]

Who is “WE” A@@-wipe? You mean the DNC is running out of the “kickback” money from NGOS approved by Ambassador (russian born, Canadian dual citizen!) Yovanovych— of US AID money.

You know, Joe? Like Burisma’s stash of buried cash that YOU and your crackhead son Hunter got a whole lot of?

Or, would that “WE” be the Biden criminal family at MBNA in Delaware— who laundered Hunter’s billions from the Chi-Coms?

“We”?—— you are not... US,as in the U.S.— you grifting lifetime plagiarist and fraud. Please— repeat your great scholastic achievements on video— we still have those original whoppers!

[Olog-hai]

Joe doesn’t want us catching COVID-18 or something . . .

[lurk]

There is the sclerosis of the collectivists, that they see government spending as the solution.

That is not America. Americans innovate and overcome by facing their challenges and punching them in the mouth.

And remember, government handouts are government handcuffs.

[sphinx]

Hey, let’s go for a $30 trillion deficit this year!!! It’s only money. Why not a complete tax holiday? Make it permanent. We can run government on a Go Fund Me basis.

[mass55th]

A couple of suppositories ought to do the trick for you Joe.

[Mr. Rabbit]

His relief package is taped around his waist. I’m sure he needs more than two. Per day.

Nursing home. Just sayin’

[Bayan]

The Democrat definition of ‘relief’ is as much wack job Leftist pork as they can possibly get away with as long as their are defined pipelines for many tax dollars moving in to the Democrat Party and their supportive organizations.

[Skybird]

Anyone who doesn’t believe that Bye-done and Stuffy-apolis aren’t “interviewing” off of a prearranged script of questions and answers already owns a piece of that big bridge in New York.

[depressed in 06]

Hunter is going to need one all by himself.

[madison10]

Shut up, Joe.