Doesn't seem like you're much likely to come down to the parking lot and knock anyone out though.
If youre that bored, get yourself a blow up doll.
People are all different.
What works for YOU might not work for others.
Don't count on that. I was an officer and Sergeant in the New York State prison system for 25 years, and had to knock a few male convict's heads together during that time. I only worked in men's prisons. Plus I raised two sons on my own, so I'm used to dealing with men of all kinds.
Seriously though...stay well and out of trouble.