[Pilsner]

And I've only got 1/2 a roll of TP in my bathroom, and it is imperative that that somebody else provide me with additional TP ASAP.

Sure, I have two 12 packs of TP in the garage, but those are for my apex need for TP, and do not affect my current imperative need for additional TP.

/Sarcasm

[Ann Archy]

THAT is exactly what Creepy Cuomo is saying! Democrats would rather have people DIE than thank Trump for getting him all these ventilators!