I’m an Italian from Queens and this mouth breathing jamoke sounds like a half-hump goombah salesman trying convince you to buy a busted washing machine or a dented refrigerator out the back of a truck.
This guy is supposed to be my 9th Great-grandfather on my mother's side: Pietro Caesaro Alberti. He came from Venice, and married a Dutch woman. Allegedly descended from the De Medici's, but who knows. He was supposedly the first Italian settler in New Amsterdam. He and his wife were killed by Indians on his plantation in Brooklyn near New Amsterdam on November 9, 1655.