I’m not staying home. The powers that be say my job is “essential.”
My work is open, but they gave us the option of not coming in.
My wife is in the demographic most at risk, so I stayed out.
People still clamoring to buy guns, wish I was there selling them.
I had more fun when 6 of the 7 dwarfs were scared of Jesse Jackson. The only one who wasn’t was Al Gore. We all know how he turned out.