[advertising guy]

Johnny Carson had a joke about being the youngest sibling
By the time he went to the outhouse the only Sears pages left were the slick ones

[FreedBird]

I know a guy who digs old whiskey bottles which were thrown in out houses years ago. He has thousands of old bottles.

[rodguy911]

https://doyouremember.com/114891/johnny-carson-toilet-paper-shortage

There’s Johnny Carson and then everyone else,what a talent.