[RoosterRedux]

That’s a great way to lower the average age of his church members.

[abb]

Some things are worth dying for...

[Wilhelm Tell]

Passing that magic handkerchief around to heal everyone will sure help. /s

[moovova]

“That’s a great way to lower the average age of his church members.”

How many of the elderly church members have included the church in their wills? The pastor is smart...he’s just speeding up the estate process.