$1000 - I will have to take the wife out for dinner and a movie.
those are both cancelled due to the coronavirus
Don’t get too frisky with that grand. The Feds will want a chunk of it back via income tax.
Good luck with taking wife out to dinner and a movie they are ALL CLOSED!!
That dinner will probably be on your patio and that movie will probably be a Redbox or an Amazon Prime issue---everything's closed due to coronavirus!
#4. Re “$1000 - I will have to take the wife out for dinner and a movie”. You must live in a very expensive area. However, restaurants and movies are closed so order takeout from McDonalds, or “Carry Out” from your nearest Chinese restaurant.
Bon appetite and enjoy waiting “Animal House” for the 1,000th time.