I need tp. None to be found. Heard people selling on E bay for $400. We need to ration it nationally like we did with gas in the 70’s. Line at local Costco wrapped around bldg twice! A Walmart in Oro Valley had to have a police escort to unload their truck yesterday I heard on local Tucson news.
Go to McDonalds, etc.
Get lots of napkins.
One napkin per wipe.
Squirrels are an alternative to TP, Porcupines, not so well! :*}
Do like the Romans used to do and use a warm water sponge.