[Old Retired Army Guy]

If you ever needed reasons to re-elect Trump, these are it.

[a little elbow grease]

If you ever needed reasons to re-elect Trump, these are it.

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[Old Yeller]

If you ever needed reasons to re-elect Trump, these are it.

The she-devil taking the VP spot is the biggest reason.

Good-bye Joe, you gotta go, me oh my oh
He gotta go-pole the pirogue down the bayou
His Yvonne the sweetest one, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou