Posted on 03/09/2020 3:20:46 AM PDT by Kaslin
Mark your calendars because today is the day Townhall Senior Columnist Kurt Schlichter agreed with Big Chief Warren and Scat Francisco Congresscreature Nancy Pelosi. Yes, they are correct that Americans rejected Sitting Bolshevik because she was a woman, specifically, because she was a very, very annoying woman who, besides her track record of tacky lies, was very, very annoying in a uniquely female way. Putting aside that she is the Bud Light of faculty lounge socialism, Americans had no desire to spend four years with some national librarian in the Oval Office pestering us about using our inside voices and demanding that we share the toys we bought with the kids who broke theirs.
She comes across as hella school-marmy, and the fact is that marms identify as female.
Of course, the male-identifying Crusty Commie Curmudgeon and Not-Senile Joe are annoying too. Like special snowflakes, Democrats are all irritating in their own special ways. But its true that Warren, and other females like Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit, are tiresome in specific ways unique to women. See, men and women are different, so awful men and awful women can bother us in different ways.
This is where the libs freak out because I am pointing out the indisputable fact that men and women are different an observation Warren would outlaw if she ever got power, which she wont because the vast majority of Americans find her very irritating. I agree with the liberal feminists who insist that men and women are different, though they do it in order to caterwaul that women are better than men. I disagree with that. Men and women are equally terrible when they are liberal, but sometimes they are terrible in ways unique to their gender identification.
For example, liberal men like Peyronie Bill Clinton can be especially foul because of their parody of true masculinity. Tapping the barely legal help to sooth ones anxiety is a different and uniquely male kind of annoying that one would not expect from a female pol. In contrast, women like Elizabeth Kimosabe project this condescending aura of XX chromosome nannyism that resonates within the deep archetypes of our souls and evokes that middle-aged, divorced fifth-grade teacher who had pics of her seven cats on her desk and tried to teach us about Kwanzaa.
So, when Warren and others insinuated, as she reached the end of her trail of phony beers and quit the race, that the reason for her total defeat was that Americans would not vote for a woman, she was partially right. Americans would not vote for a woman like her because she is a very, very annoying woman. The same is true of Stumbles McMyturn. We dislike her too because she is annoying, and its a very specifically female kind of annoying.
No, it was not that they are too smart for us rubes to handle. A least we can find Wisconsin. No, it wasnt that they are too competent for us to deal with. None of us had to take a DNA test to try to prove our Tontohood. No, they arent too real and blew our minds with their hardcore realness. They were as real as the swank Guchi handbag that guy from Lagos in Times Square can let you have for just $20.
No, they reminded Americans of their ex-wives, including American women and American men like me who dont have ex-wives. Its not misogyny to not want to deal with their personal psychodramas and tedious nagging. Its sanity preservation.
Now, the libs will call this unarguably correct analysis sexist, but no matter what, they will call you sexist anyway. Who cares? Apparently, we are allowed to point out the unique specialness of women as opposed to men, and thats fair because women are unique and special compared to men. But if they can be different in good ways, then they can also be different in bad ways, yet we are not supposed to say that. So, make sure you say it, and loudly.
Poor Tulsi Gabbard always abused and always cheated by the Dem establishment precisely because she does not come across as annoying in a specifically female way. I find her politics utterly wrongheaded and thats why I wont support her in an election, but she seems like a generally pleasant person who has no interest in trying to aggressively nurture me into becoming what she considers a better human being. Thats the thing about people like Warren. They always presume to try to improve you. Perhaps part of Liz n Hillarys appeal to liberals is their secular church lady vibe. Whatever turns your crank, I guess, but count me and most Americans out.
It makes no sense to try to disabuse the Dems of their woe-is-me-cuz-misogyny delusions. The members of its limo lib gentry wing are never happier than when they can feign oppression too, and the total failure of the fake Indian is giving them multiple oppressgasms. Moreover, you should never interrupt your enemy when he, she, or whatever is the pronoun du jour is, is making a mistake. The fact is that the first female to be elected president will be a Republican. Maybe it will be Nikki Haley, provided she gets woke to the need to fight. Maybe it will be Liz Cheney, because she will strike down our enemies with a furious vengeance. But it will be a Republican, and it will not be an annoying one.
“If our politicians truely want a female Preident then they need to field a candidate of Margaret Thatcher caliber. The closest they have ever come was Sarah Palin.”
Thatcher... Palin pales by comparison, but at least she is not a socialist.
I’m convinced that the bottle in Lizzie’s mano was an empty prop.
Only because they were not governors at the time.
I only want the good looking ones to do jumping jacks. Please, I value my eyes.
What is even more amusing, as well as being on point, is that the fake Indian came in third among women in her own state. If thats not a rejection, nothing is. Unless Massachusetts women are somehow misogynist men in disguise.
Not just any Dems. Even the liberal dems of MA, her own state, rejected her.
It is not just because she is a harpy. That just makes her annoying. I still think her biggest mistake was the video she released from her kitchen. The “I’m gunna get me um a beer”. She was ridiculed as a complete phony by radio personalities on every Boston station.
Is there anyone who would not understand removing Biden via the 25th Amendment to make way for the promotion of a VP like, say Michelle Obama or herself, Felonia?
Hillary had enough clout to try and remake our entire health system and before that she was the wife of a governor. I doubt her sense of entitlement started with “We are the President”
I Love Kurt....in a non-sexual guy way..
I don’t know a single leftist woman here in MA that likes liz.
Of course they will all vote for her over a evil Republican though.
On Super Tuesday, in her home state of Massachusetts, Warren lost women to Joe Biden by 10 percentage points. Even Sen. Bernie Sanders beat her among Bay State women
That was good, but hard to beat the obvious, but unspeakable truth of:
“Apparently, we are allowed to point out the unique specialness of women as opposed to men, and thats fair because women are unique and special compared to men. But if they can be different in good ways, then they can also be different in bad ways, yet we are not supposed to say that.”
Now that’s funny right there...I don’t care who you are.
I saw the headline and knew it was the Colonel.
“Unless Massachusetts women are somehow misogynist men in disguise.”
Looks like we need to sign you up for Professor Warren’s remedial class on internalized misogyny, ASAP!
Success? Never have so many American women gone into old age alone with cats, their beauty fully depreciated with little to show for it.
One reason socialism fails is the top 20%, the producers, can vote with their feet. That's also one reason "Girl Power" is a fantasy doomed to extinction in the real world. American men have the option to vote with their feet. "Girl Power" is not a thing outside western countries.
Yes, all these woke women have so far not realized that being unique and special might be a double-edged sword.
Entitlement is one thing, the actual power to order statues taken down (like a governor often can) is quite another.
The distinguishing characteristic of Leftist women, is they decide it’s demeaning to try to make themselves attractive for men.
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