Then he smartened up and asked where he could find saltines...
Well played by your Dad. My wife and I refer to the items by their brand names (Triscuits, Wheat Thins, etc). I know it seems trivial, but if everyone is to be equal, why are some more equal than others? Rhetorical question...
If anyone really wants their blood pressure to spike, watch a three part you tube video series about Bret Weinstien at Evergreen College. Just unbelievable.