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Desperate Africans are responding with “time-tested” methods: whistling and shouting loudly, banging on metal buckets, waving blankets and sticks, crushing the bugs – perhaps even roasting and eating them

Have they tried importing seagulls? The Mormons were mighty appreciative of their efforts, a while back . . .

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

I wonder - for future reference - if it wouldn’t be possible to arrange the capability of hatching millions of locust-eating birds in timely fashion . . .