[1Old Pro]

I truly cannot believe is that no one on that stage fell over with a heart attack or stroke

I did notice Bernie breathing erratically when challenged. I enjoyed how the old men were comparing their ill health an recent operations.

[newfreep]

To Deflect Criticism From His Three Houses, Sanders Buys A Fourth

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-deflect-criticism-from-his-three-houses-sanders-buys-a-fourth

LAS VEGAS, NV—Bernie Sanders took criticism for owning three houses at last night’s Democratic debate. He defended himself eloquently, using the argument that “basically everyone who’s not a dumb, poor person has three houses” and that “having three houses is fun and convenient.”

But Sanders realized the blows were landing too effectively. So, to deflect attention away from his three houses, Sanders reportedly bought a fourth house, a quaint, 3,000-SF beachside summer home in Maine.

“Now they can’t say that I own three homes any longer!” Sanders said triumphantly