Not just pasta brands, but pasta shapes. There are too many! Fusilli, rigatoni, elbows, linguini. Can we just settle on one shape? And those fusilli are dangerous!
Shapeless pasta for the idle unproductive Democrat voter: Lumpentariet—Os
No one needs more than 2 shapes. Spaghetti and macaroni. Lasagna can be served but only in approved restaurants.
LOL!
(....”take the cannoli!”)