Hope there is a broom closet someplace in the Pentagon and he can be put to counting out stacks of paper towels for the restrooms.
And I hope they put his twin brother in another broom closet on the other side of the Pentagon and he will be checking the towel count in the piles that his brother makes. If the count doesn’t match then they throw the stacks back in the first closet and tell him to start all over again.