Feeling mellow yellow...
quite righteously...
While I don't buy your very very very special gift from God, I do commend you on spelling LSD correctly. Let me understand your God thing better.
He/She gives us this special gift so we can escape reality and lay about and laugh and devour mass quantities, but He/She doesn't stop a bus full of children from going over a clift or a tsunami from wiping out thousands? So God is somewhere enjoying his toke and laughing his ass off? Wonder if he bogarts with the Angels. But then, the Angels may have some roaches lying around in heaven.
This sounds like Seth McFarlane's version of God to me.