LOL!
If you doubled the lettuce and took off the tomato, that sandwich would be perfect!!!
FWIW, came across this on USENET this AM.
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/video-watch-frank-mir-take-down-a-20000-calorie-burger/
It’s worth watching until just after the burger is served.
They should have watched Adam Richman & Co for production ideas, imho.