Just get a “worship band” that plays bad music at 90 decibels, that should do it. Another possibility would be to make all your worship leaders get tattoos, piercings, and bones through their noses and spools in their ears.
You may be closer than you think. The old folks were probably too influenced by the Bible.
Why do older people read the Bible so much?
They are cramming for finals.
i find at our church it’s the gray hairs like me at the contemporary service and the younger folk go mostly to the traditional service
“Just get a “worship band” that plays bad music at 90 decibels, that should do it. Another possibility would be to make all your worship leaders get tattoos, piercings, and bones through their noses...”
The church I formerly attended fired the longtime pastor that did home visits to the elderly and sick in order to fund exactly what is described above.
Yeah! That will work. How about loss leader coupons and promises of wealth untold in return for handsome donations.
Unreal. Get used to it. The children raised these last decades are running the show now. This is just their beginning.