What about the construction of teepees?
We can’t make teepees, since the material is a Democrat protected species. Figure how many buffs you need per unit...
Teepees are okay, as long as they’re made from the skins of the cattle, after they’ve been outlawed and destroyed. Of course, when those skins are all used up, your choice of remaining animal skins will be made up of skunks and polecats. Deer hides will have to be off limits to all but the very select few, to be made into high end shoes and handbags. (The rest of us will wear shoes made of plastic milk containers from recycling dumps. And baby, when they’re all gone, it’s wooden clogs or cotton rags -— they’ll get us to the pre-industrial age quicker than you can say, “Soylent green is people!”)