How about distributing your money to the po, you Communist totalitarian jackass ?
Dammit, how did you find out I was a Communist totalitarian jackass?!? /jk
Actually, I'm a long-running A.I. prototype in beta. Shh! No one is supposed to find out. I've been really clever about it, in fact, this paragraph is actually designed to look like a joke, to help cover my artificial nature. Brilliant, huh?
For the record, I would love to get enough distributed money from Bloomberg to retire right now, and I'm pretty sure I'd meet eligibility.