“Angus Podgorny! Ye ken full well that Scots cannae play the tennis to save their lives!”
Yes. So these blancmanges, blancmange-shaped creatures come from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda. They order 48,000,000 kilts from a Scottish menswear shop ... turn the population of England into Scotsmen (well known as the worst tennis-playing nation on Earth) thus leaving England empty during Wimbledon fortnight! Empty during Wimbledon fortnight ... what’s more the papers are full of reports of blancmanges appearing on tennis courts up and down the country - practising. This can only mean one thing!
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‘THEY MEAN TO WIN WIMBLEDON’
Charles They mean to win Wimbledon!