"Hello, Old Navy? Yes, this is President Biden. I'd like you to fire some Pablo Cruise at Chirac."
"I'm sorry, sir. What?"
"You head me! Do I mumble?!"
"No, sir, it's just that..."
"Dammit, son!, learn to code and fire those whistles!"
"I'm sorry, sir, it's just that...."
"You're a damn liar, man! I challenge you to rub my hairy legs!"
"Sir?"
"Never mind! I'll do it myself for God's sakes! Surrey, launch some Excedrins at Duran Duran!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. President, you've called Pizza Hut again."
LOL! Golden!!!