Yo Mikey, put your right hand under your left armpit and your left hand under your right arm pit, leave them there
for a few minutes, pull them out and smell your fat.
I thought you were going to go with: Take your right hand and reach over your head and grab your left ear. Then take you left hand and reach over your head and grab your right ear. Now pull until you hear a pop. That would be his head popping out of his a$$.