[CrazyIvan]

BRIAN: What will they do to me?

BEN: Oh, you’ll probably get away with crucifixion.

BRIAN: Crucifixion?!

BEN: Yeah, first offence.

[dfwgator]

NISUS WETTUS: Next. Crucifixion?

PRISONER #1: Yes.

NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

PRISONER #2: Yes.

NISUS: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

MR. CHEEKY: Ah, no. Freedom.

JAILER: Hmm?

NISUS: What?

MR. CHEEKY: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn’t done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere.

NISUS: Oh. Oh, well, that’s jolly good. Well, off you go, then.

MR. CHEEKY: Naa, I’m only pulling your leg. It’s crucifixion, really.

NISUS: Oh, ho ho.

MR. CHEEKY: Heh heh heh hehh.

NISUS: I see. Uh, very good. Very good. Well, out of the door. One—

MR. CHEEKY: Yeah. I know the way. Out of the door.

NISUS: Line on—

MR. CHEEKY: One cross each. Line on the left.

NISUS: Line on the left.

MR. CHEEKY: Heh heh.

NISUS: Yes. Thank you. Crucifixion?

PRISONER #4: Yes.

NISUS: Good.