High capacity assault fire extinguisher.
Also a fully automatic narwhal tusk.
The horror!
"Narwhals have been a protected species since 1972 and importation is prohibited. We have a selection of old tusks for sale that were imported in the mid-1900s and are legal to sell anywhere in the U.S. (with the exception of New Jersey)."
Why am I not surprised that narwhal tusks are illegal to buy and sell in New Jersey?
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