Posted on 11/23/2019 8:45:10 AM PST by conservative98
What’s in a name?
Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden has at least four women in mind as potential running mates — but had a hard time remembering their names when an Iowa voter asked him Friday who he would choose.
“You. Are you available?” the former vice president joked to a woman in Winterset, Iowa, the Des Moines Register reported.
Biden then ran through a list of four prominent Democrats — without using any of their names.
“The former assistant attorney general who got fired who was just in Delaware,” he began, an apparent reference to Sally Yates, who President Trump fired in 2017 when she refused to enforce his travel ban.
“The leader of the, uh, the woman who should’ve been the governor of Georgia, the African American woman,”
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He could offer the VP slot to Hillary!
They say JFK had a death-wish, too.
He’ll pick according to hair smell
He’s of course not going to be the nominee or president of the US.
But it is imperative for the Ukraine-fraud coup against Trump that he be put up as a political rival to Trump—and he can only be that if he is running in this campaign.
“”””””“The leader of the, uh, the woman who should’ve been the governor of Georgia, the African American woman,”””””””””””
She could have been the governor except for one small tiny detail......SHE LOST BY 54,000 VOTES. Other than that.....
That picture was taken as he was told that Chelsea Manning didn’t meet the age requirement to be his running mate.
He’ll probably pick Stacy Abrams because she smells like pancakes
So embarrassing to be forgetful. Like when we say to friends “Who was the actor who played the Chief on Get Smart?” (friend furtively looks at Google) Oh,yeah, Ed Platt.
BUT....
What if they read some emergency messages to Biden and he stumbles.
“Uh, they use the thingamabobs out of the boats that go under water?” Yes, Mr. President. The Trident submarine launch computers have been blocked by Chinese hackers” “Then use the things like you put grain in on a farm....” “Missile silos, sir?” “Uh, what were we just talking about? I forget.”
This prospect of a female VP Dem candidate is the only reason, Kamala didn’t ride herd over Biden at the last debate. Biden made so many little goofball gaffes, it was both funny and sad.
When Joe started saying “We should “Keep Punching” at Domestic Abuse!!” Kamala looked to be rolling her eyes and barely stifling her laughter. “OMG! Did he really just say that?” If they were having a real debate, another candidate would have thrown that phrase right back at Joe and asked him if he knew how nutty that sounded?
Howbout AOC? She smells like a barroom
Not old enough.
When you've had CHUNKS of your brain cut out due to aneurysms, this is an occupational hazard, along with not knowing what state you are in. Good thing it's nothing important.
He’s just like the media scattered brained just say anything nobody listens to crazy people.
Read my lips...fools....Democrat, Low Life, Joe Biden is finished Politically. First he is a criminal, second he is a moron!!! It is as simple as that. End of story!!!
Pssssst... Hey Joe, you need not worry about selecting any running mate pal.
As absent as Slow Joe is on so many facets of his life, putting Herself on just might be his intention. Herself would overcome all the woeful deficiencies among the Democrat base the Slow Joe now has, and he will have a nuzzling companion at Cabinet meetings. A match made in - somewhere, supernatural.
Slow Joe probably has not thought through the very strong tendencies that Herself has, that bring comparisons to the de Medici family of Florence and Turin of Italy to mind.
People died suddenly back then, too.
“Now I remember: Tummy Grabber. Served her country...and will continue to serve if I got anything to say about it. That gal is smart as a tack. Man, she’s got brains out to there! Have you seen her? That’s who’s gonna be my runnin’ mate. Whew!”
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