[Track9]

An unnamed associate carrier bureaucrat will testify they don’t and have never pooped in the woods.

[blackdog]

I know a guy who saw a bear. His cousin smelled terrible. Ergo, in a congressional hearing it can be proven that bears poop and it smells like Trump.

[Ancesthntr]

“An unnamed associate carrier bureaucrat will testify they don’t and have never pooped in the woods.”

---

...and that it is also not in the interests of US foreign policy - as determined by the bow-tied fops (AKA “upper class twits of the year) in the DoS - for bears to poop in the woods. Further, President Trump is rumored by the ex-husband of the cousin of the uncle of the bowed-tied fop, to have conspired with a foreign leader to collect bear poop in order to prove that it exists, and that such is treasonous behavior worthy of impeachment.