This time I’ll include the sarcasm tag:
BREAKING: Trump admits to collusion with Russia; 3 children’s blood on Trump’s hand.
[Slug]:House Impeachment panel subpoenas transcript of all conversations leading to death of 3 children, testimony of 11 child survivors.
/Sarc
He should also be impeached for that dead dog.
That would keep the CNN et al howling for days.
“TRUMP CAUSES DEATH OF LOYAL MILITARY CANINE!”